Straight-line walker
Chain-smoking trash-talker
Rubbish-reaper
Train-boarding dog-keeper
Pooper-scooper
Super-duper
Rubbernecking red-neck rattle-rouser
Multi-marriage chain-divorcing multi-spouse-er
Louis-wearing Gucci-pairing
Crocodile belt
Crocodile tears
for way too many years
about the cellphone service
Never been just on his own
looking scared poop-less and
very, very nervous
Chain-smoking trash-talker
Rubbish-reaper
Train-boarding dog-keeper
Pooper-scooper
Super-duper
Rubbernecking red-neck rattle-rouser
Multi-marriage chain-divorcing multi-spouse-er
Louis-wearing Gucci-pairing
Crocodile belt
Crocodile tears
for way too many years
about the cellphone service
Never been just on his own
looking scared poop-less and
very, very nervous